I have been wondering what smelled so good for the last half hour
Hello there plate from when I made pizza earlier today.
Sometimes I am trying to find an exciting picture reply thing for a post and I accidentally click the button to reply with that one instead of the one that will let me preview it
So basically I hope you like a random dog and don’t take any weird meaning out of it.
(Source: devoureth)
Today I paid my rent
But what is smart is I also put paying my rent on a list of things I needed to do, so check me out getting at least one thing done today!
One time I directed a film called the Unflushables which earned about $300 million worldwide.
Man I just MATHED someone so hard
So hard.
I am going to write a song and make it famous called “Droppin a deuce on the highway”so my brother will stop ignoring my guesses at sporcle
Body is required for text posts.
If I am not listening to music at any given time I probably have something from Link to the Past in my head
Sometimes A-TRAIN just stares at me after I stop talking because what I said was just so awesome
I’m just going to put this here in case SOMEBODY decides not to like this idea at some point in the future.
Sometimes I feel like shaving a small strip vertically up the side of my face
And then every day I would shave one strip just to the side of the one from yesterday.
I am pretty sure this is a good idea.
Also last night
I had this dream where people were afraid to go outside because of the sun or not being able to breath or something. So I had to say hey look it is fine out here guys. After I woke up I thought maybe they were vampires or something, so if they were I am now apologizing to any vampire friends of mine that I tried to convince to go burst into flames last night. My bad.
Also there were some baseball/softball super regionals going on. Probably because I am pretty excited for baseball season to start back up.
That last post would have made a bit more sense if I used a bunch of words that started with p, but I was sitting on my rowing machine trying to catch my breath at the time. Sorry for my lack of effort
Anyway sometimes I feel like anybody trying to “respond” to a speech like he was doing would be better off winging it because you always seem to sound like you haven’t paid attention to anything the other guy was saying when you just go on for a bit characterizing someone as standing for the opposite of what he just argued for. And yeah that is basically because it is not possible to have paid attention to a speech that hasn’t happened yet while you’re writing a response (plus I guess your goal is to make the other guy look bad), but that doesn’t mean you don’t come off looking dumb.
I guess I would rather someone took an extra 15 minutes to prepare and some specific examples of items from the freakin speech that they had a disagreement with and responded with some constructive alternatives.
P p p p p p p p p.
Apparently my cholesterol is okay
So I’ve got that going for me. Also my doctor sends mail so whenever I am feeling like I never get any I can go see him and wait about a week to hear about iron levels and things.
Which reminds me they took my blood from farther down my arm than like the inside of my elbow where they normally do. I thought it was kind of cool at the time because the insides of my elbows freak me out for some weird reason, but it turns out I have a lot more hair on other parts of my arm.
