Setting goals for my life
If I decided that watching Super Troopers once a week for the rest of the year would be a great step toward becoming a better person, do you think I should just start with this week or is it important to make up for the weeks I have already missed this year?
Oh the places to put a wiener
- boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
- girlfriend: I know
- boy wakes up and only mum is there
- boy: where's my girlfriend
- mum: who do you think gave you the penis
- boy: what
Thankful for waking up late and being able to walk around my apartment in my underpants
IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT
ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL
the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why have hot-dog-eating contests when you can have pussy-eating-contests?
not now boner