February 2012
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Feb 29th
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dancingwithpostcards replied to your post: I wonder what it would be like to fight a cow thelarch replied to your post: I wonder what it would be like to fight a cow Okay I guess everybody has been cow fighting but me.  And you all got team uniforms.   I’m not feeling left out and crying right now. I’m not.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I wonder what it would be like to fight a cow
Not like just beating up on a cow that is standing around cowing and stuff, but actually getting in a fight with a cow that is being a dick and starting things.  Like it would get up all in your face and MOOOOOOOOOOO.  And then kind of shoving you around, but you’re all “Hey come on cow be cool.”  But cow doesn’t listen because cow can’t handle cow’s alcohol,...
Feb 29th
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This was going to be I slept so long last night,...
I kept dreaming I was running.  Not really running toward anything or from anything.  Just running.  And things would happen that looking back seem completely unrelated, and then I’d be running again. I feel like there probably should be some deeper meaning behind that, but I am pretty sure I just miss running.  Also I seem to remember it being a pretty nice day outside.
Feb 29th
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Feb 26th
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I consider this a productive use of an afternoon
Listening to baseball Eating ice cream In my underpants
Feb 26th
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woothesaloon replied to your post: woothesaloon replied to your post: My towel has…
Feb 26th
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woothesaloon replied to your post: My towel has ducks on it Mine has a penguin. Is that like a colder translation of a duck towel?
Feb 26th
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hero-squad replied to your post: My towel has ducks on it I too have towels with ducks on it! I just got way too excited about this Is it possible to get too excited about duck towels? Also is it possible that whoever made all the other towels meant to add ducks and just forgot?
Feb 26th
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My towel has ducks on it
Feb 26th
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False alarm on that car being fixed thing
Farts.
Feb 23rd
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A-TRAIN does not like me asking her questions
I feel hurt in my face.
Feb 22nd
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DOT I have this tiny voice in my head telling me...
I have a much louder voice in my head singing Jolene.   One of these voices may be coming from the phone sitting on my desk. My hair is shorter now. My head looks crazy long now. But I could row without enjoying tiny eye pokes for an hour straight.  I’ll take it. I got my car fixed today enough to pass emissions tests. I spent about $150 on that. I thought I’d spend slightly...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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I do enjoy weekend trips
They make me feel like everything is closer.
Feb 19th
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dfast replied to your post: I am going home tomorrow! you seem to be constantly traveling and i have no idea why. Because baseball!
Feb 16th
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I am going home tomorrow!
To watch some college baseball! Hooray!
Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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One reason I am jealous of women this evening
My remote batteries are just about to die, and I have nothing to steal them from.
Feb 12th
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It is entirely too windy out there
I suspect something is up to no good.
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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I have been so angry today at different things
Bad news and crazy people.  I just don’t understand things sometimes. Or I do understand which puts me in a position to be pissed off. Blarg.
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Someone called me doctor today at work
It was pretty insane.  I am still recovering. Between that and 400, today was an exciting day.  
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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insideeoutt: Beer and cereal are my main food groups lately.
Feb 7th
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“Hello friend! How’s the ol anus treatin ya?”
– Not catching on as a greeting as fast as I would have hoped.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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So this guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and...
I rowed a lot today, and I am kind of tired.  I started in the second quarter and decided I would just keep going until the game was over.  So I did that. It was the most I had done in forever because of all my travel and being sick and that kind of thing, so I’ve been trying to build back up.  Turned out to be just far enough away from a marathon that I didn’t feel like I had to...
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Welcome back to the show!
There once was a man from your city Whose sex life deserved all the pity. He’d drive around town With his eyes on the ground Cause he’d blow at the sight of a titty. 
Feb 3rd
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Hey guess what!
That’s probably it!
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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I have been wondering what smelled so good for the...
Hello there plate from when I made pizza earlier today.
Jan 31st
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Sometimes I am trying to find an exciting picture...
So basically I hope you like a random dog and don’t take any weird meaning out of it.  
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Today I paid my rent
But what is smart is I also put paying my rent on a list of things I needed to do, so check me out getting at least one thing done today!
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Man I just MATHED someone so hard
So hard.
Jan 29th
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I am going to write a song and make it famous...
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Jan 29th
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If I am not listening to music at any given time I...
Jan 27th
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Sometimes A-TRAIN just stares at me after I stop...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th