December 2011
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Dec 31st
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My phone just changed a word to swell, but I left...
Dec 31st
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I forgot a couple names
Cheese Fry 40
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Sometimes I am like "Where is my remote? I can't...
And then I find it eventually.  
Dec 30th
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So many people I know have awesome nicknames
A-TRAIN Smarticus Farticus Angry Letter Man Fart Machine Dookie Shoes RG3 Chainsaw Legwarmers
Dec 30th
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I feel bad for Baylor and Washington
Because not playing in a conference where you’d have to worry about Ron Cherry could have very well been a deciding factor in a guy deciding to play at those schools, and their reward for making it to a bowl game is 60 minutes of him giving them the business.
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Never underestimate the wiener shake to impress...
Dec 28th
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Sometimes I know exactly what to do, and sometimes...
imagineation: Sometimes I make vague posts about things on my blog, and sometimes they accidentally rhyme.
Dec 28th
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wakenrage replied to your photo: This is my favorite restaurant.  They have pizza…. is this in/near Murfreesboro (sp) The one in the picture is in Clemson, SC.  That one is my favorite of the two that I have been to.  I also have very positive feelings about one in Birmingham where I ate tonight.   I am not sure where Murfreesboro is, but google shows it or something with a similar...
Dec 28th
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dancingwithpostcards replied to your post: I am feeling kind of off today Are you wearing your shoes on the wrong feet maybe? That is a good guess, but my shoes are in a state that they would likely finally give out and fall to pieces if I tried anything crazy like that. BUT I was very close to getting new shoes today!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Dec 27th
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Oh also I have this thing going on for some reason...
I apologize if you are doing crazy dream stuff and I just show up.  I’d be the guy that looks like some guy you don’t really know.  Probably in a hat.
Dec 27th
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I am feeling kind of off today
I’m not sure why.  I will or will not keep you updated.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“Are you still crop dusting? I know how you enjoy farts.”
– Texts with A-TRAIN
Dec 27th
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Nfl refs have no Christmas spirit
Dec 27th
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Oh hey I finally figured out what my tumblr...
So  Merry Christmas and all that! I hope you all got laid or not laid depending on whatever makes you happy. I am in Alabama for a few days. My mom has been playing with her new garage door openers for like 20 minutes now.   My dad is reading a book about twitter that has way more pages than a book on twitter should be allowed. This game is boring.  And it started so early that I can’t...
Dec 27th
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I am on the road to Alabama
And boy is it a road with cars and lines on it and signs and things.
Dec 25th
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I am so tired
I mean so tired man
Dec 23rd
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Well thanks guys
But where the heck are you with all this porn when I’m not in a place where people keep looking at my phone?
Dec 23rd
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Aaaaaand I got a comfortable chair with an outlet
Two more hours til my flight leaves.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Earlier today I got this soap stuff in my eye...
What a nice surprise for about to go to sleep but too tired to get up to take his contacts out Jack.
Dec 23rd
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I have some things I am needing to be posting...
I got mail.  It was awesome.  Thank you for mail.   I saw dinosaurs and squirrels and many fine buildings and things.  They were awesome.   A fish on my computer today told me “A is for Apple.” — Hester Prynne I probably won’t make another post about that one. Some people asked me for advice at some point, and I finally got around to answering. I wrote some things.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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woothesaloon asked: JACK, YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH THAT HEDGEHOG.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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ali-katt: yesterday Jack and I went to Washington DC and we took the train in and we walked all up and down the mall from the Capital to the Lincoln Memorial and we went into the Smithsonian and walked around some through all the exhibits and then we went past the White House and then we ate at the Hard Rock Cafe and that was so good and then we walked back towards the White House and we saw it...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Seriously I think you have been watching this girl...
Where does she have room for underpants in whatever kind of massive house she must own to hold all that junk?
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Yeah like the sweet sounds of porn are not adding...
Dec 17th
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I turned on some Doctor Who music and A-TRAIN...
I’m not sure how to process this development.
Dec 16th
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I have unconfirmed reports that A-TRAIN does not...
Dec 14th
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Finally boarding!
I have been so bored today for some reason. PROBABLY SHOULD BE DRINKING AND MY PHONE AGREES WITH RANDOM CAPSLOCK!
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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So I've been sick again
Right here beside my computer.  Not quite up to reading or typing much though.  It’s weird because while I was on the plane last weekend I wrote a bunch of stuff to post when I got home.  Don’t even remember what half of it was about, but I guess we’ll see when my eyes aren’t quite so against a tumblr adventure.   Anyway I figured I should stop in and say all this stuff...
Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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If you try hard enough I bet you could make a...
Based on the word anus.
Dec 3rd
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Alert!
I just hit myself in the face with pizza.
Dec 3rd
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You never sext with me at three in the morning...
This makes me sad. And less bonery.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Attention Caelin! I am being dumb and can't think...
ILLUSIONS!
Dec 2nd
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