DOT I have this tiny voice in my head telling me that going to sleep right now would feel great

  • I have a much louder voice in my head singing Jolene.  
  • One of these voices may be coming from the phone sitting on my desk.
  • My hair is shorter now.
  • My head looks crazy long now.
  • But I could row without enjoying tiny eye pokes for an hour straight.  I’ll take it.
  • I got my car fixed today enough to pass emissions tests.
  • I spent about $150 on that.
  • I thought I’d spend slightly north of a bagillion dollars on it.  That raised concerns in my head due to an unfortunate lack of bagillions of dollars in my wallet.
  • I thought about buying gas today also, but I’ve never really approached that level of productivity all at once, so I did the wise thing.
  • Pizza and video games are the heart of wisdom.
  • Would anybody know what I meant if I mentioned bricks and mortar and the third thing?
  • Will somebody join my band?
  • Think McFlyThink.  
  • It is cool with me if you want to use that to name your kid.

  1. doctorjack posted this