Maybe if you asked nicely

Not like just beating up on a cow that is standing around cowing and stuff, but actually getting in a fight with a cow that is being a dick and starting things.  Like it would get up all in your face and MOOOOOOOOOOO.  And then kind of shoving you around, but you’re all “Hey come on cow be cool.”  But cow doesn’t listen because cow can’t handle cow’s alcohol, and it is now like 700 shots tonight, and there is no getting cow to slow down when cow is like that and what the heck cow you don’t just pee there ARG.  

So anyway I bet it would be pretty tough.